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26. The V Story
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Now that the kids are almost out of their hair, Janet insists that Michael have a vasectomy so they can feel free to enjoy themselves, but Michael is reluctant to go through with the operation.
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25. R.V. Dreams
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Michael, who is determined to make record time driving from Connecticut to the Grand Canyon in a luxurious RV, convinces his reluctant family to make the road trip so they can spend quality time together. Along the way, Michael puts the family through many misadventures, including getting lost, and in his haste neglects to read one of the R.V. manual's most crucial operational features.
24. Michael Sells His Business
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With a lucrative bid from a large company offering to purchase Kyle Trucking, Michael convinces Janet that, if they sold their business, they'd be able to spend more quality time with Jr., Jr. and watch him grow up - something they wish they could have done more of with their own kids. But the offer goes bust and Michael's nemesis, Bobby Shaw, comes up with a surprising proposal; Kady and Claire antagonize each other over who gets to spend more time in the bathroom.
23. Graduation Day
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It's Janet's college graduation day and Michael is determined to make it go flawlessly - but everything that could go wrong does, and the day seems destined for disaster. To make matters worse, Janet thinks Michael, who didn't want her to go to college in the first place, is trying to sabotage her special day.
22. Michael's Sandwich
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Facing a tight deadline to catch his flight, Michael tries to prepare his signature, masterpiece sandwich to take with him on the plane. But various family distractions delay his getting to the airport, and his beloved sandwich is searched by suspicious security guards.
21. Jr.'s Cartoon
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When Jr. wins a national competition for his cartoon entitled "My Wife and Kid", based on himself, Vanessa, the baby and the rest of the Kyle family, it catches the attention of ABC. Michael becomes Jr.'s agent, but the meeting with the television executives goes badly, crushing Jr.'s dream opportunity, so now Michael has to find a way to rectify the situation; Claire threatens to break up with Tony unless he can bring some "umph" into their relationship.
20. Celibacy
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When Janet tells Michael that their love life will be even better if they are celibate for six months, Michael is willing to abide by her wishes, although reluctantly; Franklin and Kady plant some seeds in the ground to symbolize their growing love for each other, but the seeds grow into an ingredient for a love potion that Janet uses to spice up her romantic dinner for Michael.
19. Michael Joins a Gym
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The same day Michael realizes he can't fit into his favorite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high-school friend, the muscular Daryl, who doesn't look any older than when Michael last saw him. He enlists Darryl's help to get him back into shape and, in the process, becomes obsessed with looking fit and buff; Franklin fails his first test and fears that Kady will no longer accept him.
18. The Remodel
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Realizing that the garage is no longer a suitable living situation for Jr., Vanessa and the baby, Janet insists that Michael have it remodeled. When the contractor bids are too expensive for his taste, Michael decides to take on the job himself, with Jr.'s help. But when they get in over their heads, Franklin, who happens to be a certified contractor, has to come to their rescue.
17. The Bahamas (Part 2 of 2)
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When the Kyles arrive at the Atlantis Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for their family vacation, Michael announces that all he wants to do is get some rest and relaxation-by himself. But no sooner does he settle into his lounge chair for some peace and quiet than his talkative and annoying golf buddy, Jimmy, shows up and insists that they spend time together. Michael is relieved to find a way out when Janet invites him to the isolated Magic Island so they can have some romantic fun. As their day winds down and it's time to leave, the boat never shows up to take them back and the couple find themselves stranded in the middle of nowhere.
16. The Bahamas (Part 1 of 2)
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When the Kyles arrive at the Atlantis Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for their family vacation, Michael announces that all he wants to do is get some rest and relaxation-by himself. But no sooner does he settle into his lounge chair for some peace and quiet than his talkative and annoying golf buddy, Jimmy, shows up and insists that they spend time together. Michael is relieved to find a way out when Janet invites him to the isolated Magic Island so they can have some romantic fun. As their day winds down and it's time to leave, the boat never shows up to take them back and the couple find themselves stranded in the middle of nowhere.
15. Silence Is Golden
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When a reluctant Michael accompanies Janet on her yoga and meditation weekend, much to Janet's embarrassment, he has trouble with one of the main rules of the retreat - keeping silent.
14. Sweetheart's Day
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When Janet insists that Michael buy her a present for "Sweetheart's Day," a reluctant Michael comes up with a scheme to base the price of Janet's gift on her attitude towards him at a particular moment. He shares his plan with Jr., Tony and Franklin, hoping that they will follow the lead, but the only lead is straight to trouble.
13. Study Buddy
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Michael feels neglected because Janet is spending all of her time studying for her psychology final, so he decides to tutor her, but his efforts cause her to fail. To make it up to her, he tries to bribe her professor to let her re-take the test; when Kady thinks Franklin prefers her smart friend over her, she tries to act more "brainy."
12. They Call Me El Foosay
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When Vanessa innocently buys Jr. a foosball game, Jr. discovers his competitive nature and becomes obnoxious when he wins. When Michael challenges Jr. and wins, he initially wants to teach his son a lesson about being a good winner. But then when Michael continues to win, his "fatherly lesson" goes out the window and instead he becomes obsessed with playing foosball. Desperate, the Kyles have to come up with a plan to break the game's hold on Michael.
11. Careful What You Wish For
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When Janet wishes that Michael would give her the kind of romantic attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., Michael decides to kill Janet with kindness so he can get back to watching TV and ignoring her; Franklin tells Kady that he thinks he's too short and goes to great lengths to appear otherwise.
10. The Wedding
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Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to get married in two weeks, Vanessa having told Jr. that she wants a small, simple wedding. Michael and Janet offer to help plan it, but instead of something simple and sweet, they plan an elaborate and expensive ceremony that includes dolphins, a castle and 751 guests. Frustrated, Vanessa tells Jr. he needs to regain control of things, forcing him to decide whether he should stand up to Michael.
9. The Return of Bobby Shaw
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When Jr. decides to be a rapper, he enrolls at the "Rapacademy," run by Michael's arch-enemy, Bobby Shaw, who gets the naïve Jr. to sign a shady contract. To get his son out of the deal, Michael challenges Bobby to a "rap-off" and gets some help from real-life rappers Flavor Flav, M.C. Lyte, Kool Moe Dee and Special Ed; Janet convinces Claire to take a yoga class with her but becomes jealous when the cute instructor pays more attention to Claire.
8. Restaurant Wars
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At first, Michael is skeptical that Janet can be successful at opening her own soul food restaurant. But his competitive and supportive sides emerge when the Hoos, the owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street, use sneaky tactics to put "Janet's Soooooouuuul Kitchen" out of business.
7. The Proposal
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Jr. is finally ready to propose to Vanessa, but every time he tries to do so, something interrupts him, including Michael and Janet, who are preparing to compete against each other in a karaoke competition.
6. Poker Face
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Michael advises Jr. that it's ok to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice misfires when Jr. invites Janet along to their all-male poker game. Michael decides, in turn, to crash Janet's all-female book club, where they're discussing the latest book by Angeline Boudreaux.
5. The Fellowship of the Baby
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When an overwhelmed Jr. thinks he is not smart enough to take care of his own son, Michael tells Jr. that "Jr., Jr." is a "magic baby," and that every time he holds him, it will make Jr. smarter. The ploy works, but in the process Jr. becomes somewhat arrogant with his new-found knowledge, so Michael brings Franklin in so that the two geniuses can match wits; Kady catches Claire sneaking back into her bedroom after hours and threatens to tell their parents, unless Claire does some favors for her.
4. Class Reunion
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Michael is initially reluctant to go to his and Janet's high-school class reunion. But when his high school rival and Janet's former crush, the smooth-talking Bobby Shaw, challenges Michael to a dance-off, he changes his mind and goes in order to prove that he is indeed the better dancer; Franklin employs Calvin to help him fend off bullies.
3. Childcare Class
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When Michael's old-fashioned child-rearing ways cause him to fail a grandparents' childcare class taught by Mrs. Lane, Jr. and Vanessa refuse to let him babysit his grandchild. Now Michael has to figure out a way to convince his family that he's capable of taking care of the baby.
2. Fantasy Camp - Part 2
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Michael can focus on little else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Everyone shares his excitement - but for different reasons - and finds some reason as to why they should tag along. Once there, Michael learns that there's been a mix-up with the game schedule, so he resorts to some inventive ploys of his own to ensure he gets to play his idol.
1. Fantasy Camp - Part 1
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Michael can focus on little else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Everyone shares his excitement - but for different reasons - and finds some reason as to why they should tag along. Once there, Michael learns that there's been a mix-up with the game schedule, so he resorts to some inventive ploys of his own to ensure he gets to play his idol.
