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22. The Grad Finale
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On the eve of Mark's graduation, the family plans a celebration — but they're nervous about his estranged father, David, keeping his promise to attend.
21. Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
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Neville's remark to Jackie about the Conners being "grifters" comes back to haunt him. Darlene sets up Mark on a date with a student co-worker.
20. What's So Funny About Peas, Love, and Understanding?
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On her first day at a new job, Darlene receives news that makes her consider a career change. Becky connects with a frequent visitor to the diner.
19. Text Thread and the Marital Bed
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Darlene tells Jackie that she and Ben are having intimacy issues. Louise causes a rift with Becky when she sends a snarky text to the family thread.
18. Road Trip and Guilt Trip
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Dan takes a road trip to Oklahoma with Jackie to buy some discounted inventory for the hardware store. Darlene and Becky quarrel over household chores.
17. The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
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Mark faces unexpected competition for a spot in the school orchestra. Becky gets hooked on a lottery machine that Jackie installs in the diner.
16. Hiding in and Moving Out
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After retiring from touring as a musician, Louise feels like she has no purpose. Harris moves in with her mom after making a big life choice.
15. Possums, Pregnancy, and Patriarchy
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Secrets don't stay hidden for long in the Conner family, and one big reveal prompts everyone to weigh in with their own opinion on what to do next.
14. Adding Insult to Injury
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Darlene realizes that her aggressive attitude could be behind her lack of job offers. Becky's angry that Jackie won't let her file a fake injury claim.
13. New Pipes and Old Secrets
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With Louise on the road, Dan starts staying out late and crashing on Darlene's couch. Jackie struggles to afford a caregiver for Bev.
12. Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
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Dan and Jackie feud over which one of them has misplaced the family's home movies, while Becky mediates a spat between Darlene and Ben.
11. Two More Years and a Stolen Rose
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A funeral brings Dan's high school pal Smitty back to town, but it turns out that Smitty has never forgiven Dan for stealing his girlfriend: Roseanne.
10. The Dog Days of Christmas
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Louise's estranged mom, Doris, surprises her with a visit — and a tempting offer. Beverly Rose goes through a phase of pretending to be a puppy.
9. Crumbs and Couch Surfers
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Harris dates a poet whose free-spirited attitude rubs Dan the wrong way. Darlene alienates the whole family with her strict "new couch" rules.
8. Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
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Darlene's old boss spreads negative rumors about her, hindering her job search. Jackie reluctantly visits her mom and realizes that Bev is unwell.
7. Take This Job and Shove It Twice
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Career changes are in the air when Darlene gets a big promotion but finds the new job too stressful, while Louise's employer shuts down the restaurant.
6. Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
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Harris crusades against a school official trying to ban books. Dan feels let down when everyone else is too busy to decorate the house for Halloween.
5. A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
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A sore shoulder sends Dan to a dispensary in search of pain relief. Beverly Rose starts kindergarten but soon learns to hide how smart she is.
4. Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
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When Mary's aunts discover that she has a new boyfriend, they have a lot of questions for him. Neville and Jackie suddenly become foster parents.
3. Driving, Dating and Deceit
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Darlene freaks out about Mark getting his driver's license. Harris matches with a guy online, but it turns out he previously dated someone close to her.
2. Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
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Ben craves art and creativity but Darlene is happy to be a Dan-like couch potato. Jackie moves in with Neville but discovers that he has house guests.
1. Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
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Darlene and Jackie get competitive on their joint honeymoon. A family trip to an indoor water park allows Harris and Mark to forge a deeper bond.
