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12. The Ultimate Shape-Shifter Shaft
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Drexx and Tuva reckon with the galaxy's ultimate shame: getting rebooted.

11. Princes of Mange
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Humanity's biggest threats are spidered-men, twins and the vengeful gods known as mascots.

10. Bloated Acquisition Piles
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A sexy report on corporate mergers; meeting Drexx's pal, Lord Xenu.

9. Cumbersome Dongles
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The wall, the welfare queen and a chef cook up the garbage humans call food.

8. A Wasteland of Rehashed Dreck
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A discussion on 4/20 and why it makes humans giggle; a joyous celebration of Tax Day.

7. Corrupt, Bloviating Narcissists
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Drexx and Tuva visit the kingdom of The Masters; a handy guide on how to probe oneself.

6. A Very Norffy Gronksmas
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Barack Obama; The Spoiler; what the deal is with Drake.

5. A Bunch of Space Bums
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Drexx and Tuva grapple with love, doping and a very wordy segment name.

4. Simultaneous Vortex Exit
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Drexx joins the gig economy; Tuva fights robot appropriation; Stonehenge kicks ass.

3. Udder Madness
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Special vehicles called Indycars; the grotesque pseudo-humans called bodybuilders.

2. Inane Utterings of a Brainwashed People
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Shocking reports on floating prisons, anti-poor fabrics and a barbaric act known as ventriloquism.

1. Ungrateful Wads of Protein
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Drexx and Tuva probe the Royal Family, fried chicken and human arrogance totems, aka Oscars.